Magical Goat Teets

I have decided that if and when I finally purchase a farm animal to own, it will be a goat.

As a general rule, I like any animals that have fur and can make cute baby versions of themselves, but goats are one of the happiest animals on Earth. Not only do they frolic around in their happy goat-glee, they're always smiling!

However, if you know me, you know my real motive behind one day being a proud goat owner: I love cheese. Goat cheese won my heart a few years back. Its creamy smooth goodness makes my heart melt and my tastebuds tingle every time I have it. Eating goat cheese gives me that feeling that normal women get when they see babies hugging each other, or yawning puppies, or miniature piglets using a miniature piglet wheelchair contraption. 

Naturally, I came to the conclusion that the best thing to do would be to purchase a goat so I could have direct access to those magical goat teets and the liquid gold they produce. I see absolutely no flaws in this plan and I will not hear any, "But Meghan, you have no idea how to make cheese out of milk" and "Meghan, goats can't live in apartments". I will find a way, people. The pure bliss that I receive from that rich, silky, cloud-like cheese is worth every ounce of effort I will be putting forth to owning a goat. 

I'll be sure to let you know how it works out.