Why is the bus only late when there’s bad weather outside?
Who created this law of science?
I've never stepped onto a bus that was on time if it was
either A) Raining, B) Freezing cold, or C) Africa hot. In my experience, the law of the bus is, if it’s
a beautiful day outside where you actually enjoy your walk to the bus, it will
be early and you'll miss it. If there’s inclement weather or if you rush around like superman on speed to catch an earlier bus, that
bus will be late (or a no show). BUT
WHY?
I'm pretty sure there’s some kind of bus conspiracy going on against me. Hear me
out:
- No matter what, if I’m not the only person standing at the stop, the bus will pull up to wherever the OTHER person is, no matter where I stand. Every time.
- Even if I AM the only person at the stop, the bus will stop a minimum of 20 feet away from where I'm standing.
- I say hello and the driver flips me off.
- I say “Thank you!” when I exit the bus, and I'm pretty sure they send death stares at the back of my head hoping that I'll face plant while stepping off the bus. (That’s just an educated guess).
There are really only two possibilities here. Either all bus drivers hate me
for no reason at all (because despite my paranoia about people hating me, I'm a
totally normal person) – or bus drivers hate everyone who ride the bus. I think
it’s the first one though.
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